Her: "Mom, I have a new boyfriend." Me: "Oh, what happened to your other boyfriend?" Her : "He stopped calling me his girlfriend." Me: "So, what does he call you now?" Her: "His friend." Me: "So because he stopped calling you his girlfriend, you got a new boyfriend." Her: "Yes, his name is Robert. But he wants to be called Robbie." Me: "How did Robbie become your new boyfriend? Did you ask him or did he ask you." Her: "Oh, he asked me "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"" {as she mimics his body movements} Me: "What did you say?" Her: {As she scrunches up her face} " I said sure, I guess so!" Her Daddy: "I don't like this Robbie guy." Her: "Mom, can I have two boyfriends at once?" Me: "No, you can not." Her : "Darn! That was a good plan!" ...